BAD SANTA FOR HIRE
Outrageous. Unfiltered.
Barely Legal holiday entertainment.
Forget the mall Santa — this one drinks the eggnog, drops F-bombs, and tells your company what they already know about the naughty list.
Book Bad Santa for your bar, venue, or holiday party and get a comedy-fueled, no-apologies performance that blends stand-up, improv, and total Christmas chaos.
AMP UP YOUR HOLIDAY EVENT
Worried your holiday party will die on the vine? You know the kind — guests checking their phones, awkward chatter by the bar, everyone shit-talking it on Monday. You’ve spent the money, booked the food, but the spark just isn’t there. That’s where Bad Santa saves Christmas. Part performance, part controlled chaos — this isn’t a photo op, it’s a marketing weapon in a red suit. He breaks the ice, kills the dead air, and turns your polite gathering into something alive — people laughing, talking, filming, posting, and staying. For event planners and corporate hosts, it’s how you stop being “that boring party.” For bars and venues, it’s how you turn one night into free advertising — the kind that fills seats, sells drinks, and gets talked about long after last call.
Because silence kills a party — and Bad Santa doesn’t do quiet.
DEATILS & PRICING
You’re not booking a mall photo op — you’re booking a full-blown comedy performance disguised as Christmas. Price Breakdown:
All packages include setup, Santa’s chair and backdrop, light crowd interaction, and travel within 25 miles of Marion, Ohio. + $25 travel fee for 25–50 miles)
Hourly Booking: Minimum 1.5 hours, up to 8 hours (short breaks included on longer runs).
BAD SANTA PACKAGES
Photos with Bad Santa +
Light Interaction: $200 - $900
Perfect for bars, office parties, and holiday events that want something theatrical and fun — photos, laughter, and that signature Bad Santa banter while guests take turns on the “naughty list.”
He can be as nice — within reason — or as naughty as you like.
Rated G, PG-13, or R (for Rogue) depending on your crowd.
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Pay Now (Save 30%) — $150/hour
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Pay the Day Before (Required Latest) — $200/hour
Photography Options
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Guests take their own photos on their phones.
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You can assign a volunteer or staff member to take photos for guests.
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Or, we can provide someone for $50 flat fee to take photos on guests’ phones all night — quick, easy, and shareable.
After four hours, the rate drops to $75/hour for any additional time.
Bad Santa Event Host Package: $450 - $775
When you need more than a mic and a script, you bring in Bad Santa.
He’s not reading names off a list—he’s running the room.
As your event host, Bad Santa becomes the connective tissue that keeps your night alive. He warms up the crowd, introduces acts, runs giveaways, roasts a few willing volunteers, and keeps the energy climbing instead of dying halfway through dessert.
Chip Gregory (Second City–trained comedian, actor, and Rogue Theatrics co-founder) delivers a performance that blends emcee professionalism with stand-up instincts—so you get the timing, control, and charisma of a seasoned performer in a Santa suit that should probably be arrested.
Perfect for:
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Corporate holiday parties that need a real host, not a playlist.
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Bars and breweries with bands, raffles, or contests.
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Private events that want a personality anchoring the chaos.
Bad Santa doesn’t just host your event—he owns the room, keeps the bar busy, and makes sure nobody leaves early.
